NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! 🚀

i promise you never heard this yet

induct brant brown into the cardinals hall of fame

Noot on pace to hit 1.000 with 324 HR and 648 runs scored. #12in25

SEX

Lars Taylor-Tatsuji Nootbaar, that ball was ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED by the 27-year-old from El Segundo, California! I hope he's ready for a World Series ring this fall! Also, a friendly reminder the Shitwaukee Sewers CHOKED and are NOT the real NL Central champions!!! #12in25 #STLFLY

This guy with the first Cardinals homer of the season!

How the hell did he hit that pitch out?

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