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Norm Macdonald did not bomb this segment. He refused it. Gordon Ramsay is trying to cook red mullet in a bag on Late Night. Conan is trying to host. Norm is doing neither. He treats the recipe like a rumor and lets Ramsay swear into the gap. That is...

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Vince Classic21 天前

He treats the recipe like a rumor and lets Ramsay swear into the gap

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𝓥𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓞𝓷𝓣𝓪𝓹21 天前

Norm had a rare talent for making refusing to participate feel like the entire performance

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Beef21 天前

A cooking show with Ramsay and Norm would have been so good.

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Will Power20 天前

This is classic Norm. Norm graduated high school 2 years early and started college at 16 to study math and philosophy. Norm was always the smartest person in the room and he pretended to be the dumbest person in the room. Always committed the bit.

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StarScope21 天前

The joke isn’t that Norm can’t cook. It’s that two professionals keep trying to drag him into a format he has already decided doesn’t apply to him.

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John Davey20 天前

@keshvibezTV 😆 Norm's exaggerated knife movements

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Domestic Theorrorist21 天前

This tweet was 100% written by AI.

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Waggly Cocks🪬21 天前

Thanks claude

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Driblets Murphy20 天前

AI RETARD

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Simon Lake (Diviner)20 天前

AI ass post

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dropchris100021 天前

norm didnt do x he did y

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Keshvibez21 天前

That combination was never going to stay on the rails.

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Isaac Nelson 🇺🇲20 天前

Norms peculiar genius for subverting a formatted structure and rendering uncontrolled chaos

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LazyLagom21 天前

Conan trying to cut that fennel with his left hand Jesus

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Zynn Rider20 天前

Why the need to analyze?

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James Phoenix20 天前

Account based in Africa.

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Jorge Montes20 天前

Norm at his finest

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Fuck, these AI captions are insufferable. Just post the clip and stfu 😭

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Ethereal_Zer020 天前

Rofl he did this on a roast once too and it was absolutely amazing.

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CRASS BORIS & THE SPITVALVES20 天前

I remember watching this on DVR like it was last night.

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Johnny Gee21 天前

I quickly glanced at 3rd sentence at first, made me laff out loud.gotta watch it now!!

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Real Name Here20 天前

Always love Conan and Norm's segments. Conan was great at being "annoyed" with Norm but you could tell he was having a blast.

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The Psychomorph20 天前

"The word is chef. Ladies cook." Gordon still had the best joke

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Your_Favorite_Mexican20 天前

Stop using AI to write your bullshit. What the fuck does “swear into the gap” even mean? No one talks like that. Fuck off.

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Jorge Montes20 天前

He got Ramsey to break and then The crowd turned on him. Norm played him like a fiddle , left him cut up in segments 🍊

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SP Solutions20 天前

Omg comedy gold

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Jonathan Hawes-Dressler20 天前

is this post written by AI?

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Jason Maskell20 天前

You could have written this without AI, for some reason you chose not to.

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