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Norm Macdonald realizing halfway through an interview that he has no clue how many kids Jerry Seinfeld has is peak comedy. The way he just moves on to talking about legal jargon is why nobody else comes close to his timing. Norm: You don't have a child. Jerry: Pardon... show more

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Norm Macdonald casually explaining to Conan how Hitler's career was hurt by bad press and why cult leaders always ruin their grift by sleeping around. Conan O'Brien: I've never believed that all press is good press thing. Norm Macdonald: Because of Hitler. I feel it hurt, I feel it hurt his career. Norm Macdonald: And so yeah, it is a little ironic, I don't like using the word ironic because it turns out I always use it wrong, sure, yeah. Norm Macdonald: But these cult leaders, they have a good gig going and they all fall for the same trap, which is they start fucking everybody.

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Norm Macdonald was the absolute master of being hilariously inappropriate in settings where everyone else was playing it straight. His appearance on The Larry Sanders Show is a perfect example of his timing and ability to completely derail a "serious" celebrity interview with the most absurd, uncomfortable, and dry observations. The way he manages to turn a conversation about homelessness into a bizarre, wandering bit about a dog is genius. He knew exactly how to make the other guests and the host, Garry Shandling, visibly squirm. Norm: "I see one guy there the other day in New York... had a dog with him. And that's tough. Do you feel sorry for the... for the dog, you know?" You really couldn't write comedy this dry; he was just on another level.

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Norm Finkelstein has one critique of Zohran Mamdani: "The problem I have is that there is a constituency out there that is so desperate, so hopeless, so abject, they're ready to move and ready to act. I don't see Mamdani trying to mobilize that constituency. He mobilizes them at one point: when there is a primary or when there is an election."

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Norm Eisen is no doubt working with his longtime friend Barry Pollack who is Maduro’s attorney. Norm uses proxies to do his dirty work (like he did with the state “fake electors” cases including Fani Willis). Trump pulled Norm’s security clearance. Someone needs to make sure that is the case and if so, that Norm is not receiving classified information. Norm does not care about Maduro. He cares about defeating Trump. That has been his life’s mission for 10 years which has led to most of the chaos and division in our country. Norm should have been indicted months ago.

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