Norm's answer to "How's it going?"

“Eat at Denny’s, wear a hat” The one true man of the people ❤️

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If Carson Daly had a mind it woulda been blown

“It’s a fluke” 😂 and “greatest gig in the world” 💛

The arc of Norm's career makes a lot more sense when you realize that Carson Daly is a proxy for a depressingly large swathe of the public.

I miss Norm. 😊😂

As Keith Richards says, “Glad to be here, glad to be anywhere.”

This reminds me of what Death said to one of the souls she was gathering. The departed soul was complaining about how unfair his experience was and kvetching about fate. Death shut him down by saying “You got what everyone gets. You got a life.” And that seems horrible from some POVs but honestly, if you are alive, and not grateful for just THAT ONE THING, you are missing the point.

I wonder where he got his ideas from...

GOAT

The womb is half full