Norway fan with masterclass in player hating: “Why won’t you do rowing celebration?” “I find it really stupid. That’s what I thought when they came up with it. It’s really stupid and annoying and I didn’t want to do it. It’s factually wrong. They didn’t row. They sailed over... the Atlantic.” “What if they win in the semi-final or final?” “They can win whatever they want, I will not row.”show more

generational player hating talent

He's the babyface beta vikings left behind to tend to the cattle.

Same IT guy who won’t do an update without a ticket

They both rowed and sailed my guy. There are incels in every culture huh?

He says with a pair of paddles on the wall behind him! 🤣🤣🤡🤡

Very nice. Let’s see what his Viking sailing celebration looks like.

Proof that every country has Karens.

It's a masterclass in being confidently stupid

He sounds like Keith Olbermann talking about the original six hockey teams. Even if he's right, he's such a stick up his backside killjoy that he's wrong.

Funny looking ship for not rowing

When times were tough and winds weren’t in their favor they would occasionally row. It’s accurately symbolic unless there were literally no oar or paddles on the boats at all.

The best part about this…he’s also dead fucking wrong. The Vikings literally rowed their ships up rivers, as far inland as places like Paris.

WHY ARE THERE TWO ACTUAL ROWS BEHIND HIS HEAD

@grok please explain why this fan is wrong, discussing how Viking Ships had rows that were especially used during wartime, for battles, which is the closest analogue of a football match.

1) they had oars and rowed sometimes especially up rivers 2) they crossed the North Sea, not the Atlantic, dumbass

I bet this guy is fun at parties

Stupid asshole, they rowed upstream and to maneuver, not to sail trough the Ocean ...

Cool story, bro

Ask if those are toothpicks in the background

This fan: If Norway wins the World Cup

Are those oars behind him? Hmmm…the irony.

I feel the same about that stupid ass wave 🌊 I refuse to participate

Are those oars on the wall vintage?

He’s going to have his citizenship stripped for violating Jante law

I reserve this line of reasoning only for New Zealand Haka dance celebration.

Fat and ugly. Bye

That guy must be fun at parties

Guy has actual oars on his wall

What’s that behind him on the wall?

is this the guy whose parents left him in india?!

Him

ngl I kinda respect the honesty. If you think it's dumb you gotta stand on business.

he'll be the first one rowing if Norway wins the world cup

Yes they did.

The oars in the back is a silent witness of his childhood. What happend? Did he row as a kid? 😂