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“Not everybody knows your rules.”

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LDFitch1 year ago

“I didn’t know the Trick extended to felonies”😂😂😂

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TOF_Hegemon1 year ago

How it feels to be a man of principles

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✭ᴎwoɿᙠ ɘbɒ|ᙠ✭1 year ago

As much as LD got shit, I agreed with a lot of his takes🤣

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Michael Sehn1 year ago

"BALD ASSHOLE?! THAT'S A HATE CRIME!"

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Alan Winnikoff1 year ago

This scene totally nailed it. An hour or so after the cute little kids stop coming, you get the high school kids with no costumes and shitty attitudes sticking their hands out. There should be a law.

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Dave Chevelle1 year ago

“I didn’t know it was gonna be felony or treat!!” Bald asshole. “ With all due respect, Officer Burke, you are not bald, you have chosen to shave your hair, that’s a look you’re cultivating to be fashionable, and we don’t consider you to be part of the bald community.” LD 🐐

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11号书生1 year ago

Larry is right. Don’t yield to the blackmail. Be like Larry.

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𝕏341 year ago

The “bald community” line still gets me

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Nobunny1 year ago

I love this show so much, sad it’s over, hope he reconsiders. Even the MAGA episode was hilarious.

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Stan Dingwater1 year ago

The girl with the lighter hair is Rachel Crane who is now 40 and a CNN correspondent. Can’t believe this aired in 2001

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Secola Edwards1 year ago

I just started Curb Your Enthusiasm about two weeks ago. Had no idea what I was missing. Show is absolute greatness. Larry David is insane. 😭🤣😆😅

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Rasa Perkūnas1 year ago

T-n-T without a costume extends to “give me SNAP benefits without me trying to get a job”. We need more Larrys in this world.

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Lynx1 year ago

Don’t be a bald asshole, just give them some candy lol

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JoeyZasa1 year ago

actually the best part of the scene! HA

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Noel1 year ago

Every year, we have women in their 30s and 40s trick-or-treating (no kids in sight). They are always overweight and have a lot of nerve. No one needs candy.

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Redbird1 year ago

I’m ashamed to say that I agree with LD 90% of the time 🤣

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Fred Harris, Gwinnett County1 year ago

They should have said they were illegal immigrants. He would have given them his candy and demanded all his neighbors do the same.

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Ken Scott1 year ago

It's the rules! Never piss off strangers who know where you live. Never piss off people who handle your food.

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Rose Stabler 🌹1 year ago

I’d go to my friend’s place on Halloween and he’d give out candy. At one point a guy with no costume & taller than my friend appeared. In a deep voice he said “ trick-or-treat”. We howled 🤣

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ARISTOSMAXIMUS ☦️🖋️🗡️1 year ago

Unforgivable...

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🇩🇰••Thor••🇺🇸1 year ago

If kids are trick or treating and older I love it… costume or not they chose to stay kids and I am happy to see it…

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Matt1 year ago

He makes some good points though

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Galactic Cowboy1 year ago

As usual, Larry is right.

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JBurrr-ee1 year ago

Everyone demands that you bend for them. Stand your ground. Stand on your values and never back down.

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mef1 year ago

Felony-or-treat is 🔥🤣🤣🤣

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Greg1 year ago

“Bilk them out of candy”😂

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Odo of Châtillon🇺🇸🇪🇸1 year ago

What a retarded show

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SI1 year ago

I am with Lary on this one ngl 😭😭😂

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Boar On The Shale Floor1 year ago

I hate Cheryl

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ThundergunExpress1 year ago

There’s gotta be some kind of cut off lmfaooooo soo true! Hilarious

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John Galt1 year ago

Larry David was funny, until I figured out he wasn’t acting, and he thinks so much of himself.

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The Ice Man1 year ago

Thier age went from 13 to 40. Giggity.

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