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Not knowing where eels come from can cause mommy issues.
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Eels going to a private, deep part of the ocean to spawn, vs humans who create porn. Eels are cool.

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Took me 5 seconds to figure it out.

That’s almost the high score!

My left dick has more muscle

Eels are just dysgenic groyper fish, it's not that deep bruh

@samisa Tell that to Siggy—bruh..

So they lay their eggs in an area where Atlantis was originally thought to be...? 😏

Old English æl "eel," from Proto-Germanic *ælaz (source also of Old Frisian -el, Middle Dutch ael, Dutch aal, Old Saxon and Old High German al, German Aal, Old Norse all), which is of unknown origin, with no certain cognates outside Germanic. Used figuratively for slipperiness from at least 1520s.

Their stomachs convert into reproductive organs during the final stage of their life cycle while migrating to the spawning location.

Just ask AI They already discovered this

You should let Sigmund know the good news.

I’m sure he knows

The guy wearing a nasa T-shirt and is interested in the truth 😂

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This was disproven years ago. We know exactly where eels come from.

Eels 1, Sigmund 0

They go to the Bermuda triangle.

You could be right.

it wasn't a guess. :)

Good guess

So apparently eels only generate reproductive organs when they get horny and it's time for them to reproduce lmao Imagine if humans were like that? I bet it would make dating a lot less complicated 😂

😆 that’s probably true.

Not knowing how to use fucking google is a problem. Dumb fucking post

Sargasso Sea. They hatch as tiny larvae and drift for years and then finally starting into Glass eels.

They migrate to the sargassum sea to lay eggs and fertilize then they die kind of like salmon going Upstream.

That’s because they’re magic 🪄, duh! They belong to Ursula! 😅🤷🏻♂️🩵

Duh!? 😅

Not true. When they reach the silver stage(full maturity in the ocean), the reproductive organs develop. Male and female. They lay eggs and fertilize them and then die.

Wasn’t Sigmund’s mother named Eeleen?

Sigmund Fraud's(yes I said fraud) mother may as well have been named Eeleen.

They actually do have reproductive organs and they only reveal them when it's time to mate

Eels do have reproductive organs, but they develop very late in their life cycle—specifically, when they reach maturity and migrate to spawning grounds. During this final "silver" stage, their digestive systems may shrink or dissolve to make room for these organs. Idiocracy.

He has a NASA shirt on so....

I saw that, too.

"We've safely landed on The Planet called Earth"

We know exactly where they come from. We know the cycles. Just because we don't observe it doesn't mean it isn't known. Besides, some species have bred in captivity including morays

Poor Siggy

@grok is this true?

Lmaooo at the pictures on the wall with the stock photos.

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Eels actually come from… Those missing socks in our washers and dryers. Solved!

🧠💥you might be on to something!

Welp…that’s something that’ll keep me up at night

😆 oh no!

It took me a minute to get it. « Mommy issue », Frued. Very funny. Nefarious creatures.Have you ever heard that the Freud famille is cousin to Rothschild?

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Honestly the Aristotle theory fits if you believe in the firmament. They come through by accident maybe. Interesting though. Maybe they're a land animal that adapts to being in water. Idk and honestly IDC. Lol 😂

New Zealand longfin eels (tuna) undertake a massive, one-way migration across thousands of kilometers to the tropical South Pacific, near Tonga and New Caledonia, to spawn and then die, with their leaf-like larvae drifting back to NZ to start the cycle anew

Theres a few lies in these videos we actually do know how they reproduce and they do end up having reproductive organs once they are much older they only grow them once they are kinda back where they come from deep in the ocean. And we didnt figure this out till 2020.

As a kid, I once saw a bundle of thousands of baby eels in the River Severn. It was the size of a rugby ball. I doubt they only came from the Sargasso Sea.

How did he go on to become what he already was 🙃

He didn’t go back to the land of before. 🤔

Aren’t eel eggs like a delicacy somewhere?

Atlantis? 🤷🏽♂️

They come from the Upside Down. Like the Demagorgon.

if the stories are true that they had a tree that could grow ducks and a plant that could grow sheep then there could be something hidden that keeps making them.
