"Not so sexy now, is it?"

The mustache gets him free beer at all gay bars.

Um ...Leviticus 19:28 English Standard Version 28 You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord.

My gaydar just went to 11

Imagine your life being ruled by a book of fiction and people like this. No thanks.

Jokes on him, my premarital sex isn’t demonic, it’s extraterrestrial 👽

Thou shalt not possess a Freddie Mercury mustache while judging others about their sex life…

I’d like someone to point out for me where in the Bible there is any indication that “Satan” or “demons” have the power to interfere with your hormones. I mean even according to their own book(s) this doesn’t make sense.

Isn’t tattoos rebellious? I mean I love my tattoos, but this dude saying sex before marriage is a sin, he’s kinda the pot calling the kettle black 🤷‍♂️

First clicked on the video cuz it looked like a stand up 🎤 Then I realized I was in another Christian Nightmare.

“Well we’ve said some vows publicly but on a mountain somewhere.” How does this man think random sheep herders in the Bible were getting married?