Not sure what’s going on with Trump’s departure.

The 2 big firemen couldnt carry him this time I guess.

The deployment of the emergency exit slide on the “gifted” AF1 is too odd. And the cartoon sitcom presidency continues! Bad comedy!

Did his diaper explode causing the chute to eject?

Now they’re playing the shell game with luxury jets to hide which one the slob is on.

@MeidasTouch Either a full diaper, or they are waiting for a catering truck for Trump to hide in

did the fat fuck get stuck in the toilet again?

@MeidasTouch Whoops! Someone deployed the emergency slide! They’ll need to switch to the old 747 until that is replaced.

Food cart hasn’t arrived yet?

*camera pans to Natalie in the far distance sprinting across the tarmac*

Are they sneaking Nathalie Harp from the emergency exit 😂

Natalie forgot to pack the go-bag.

Is any need for those 2 airplanes to be in stand by ? Remember that flying those airplanes are bankrolled by USA taxpayers money.

Forgot to change diaper.

Is that the emergency slide?

“Trump’s departure.” Music to my ears.

@MeidasTouch Probably can’t afford fuel.

He better board that fucking plane. I got a drinking game planned for his bullshit speech tonight. He better not fuck this up.

Diaper Chute

only reason they would have that down is to slide a body off the side. Otherwise, a healthy human could go down stairs.

Natural Causes Natural Causes Natural Causes Natural Causes ….

Is this some kind of Two Card Monte? Now that we know he uses a food truck to be shuffled between jets, he's going with an evacuation slide trick?

Are we playing hide the peanut? Minus the pea. Guess which aircraft the president is in! It probably never occurred to this administration that if someone wanted shoot him down, they would simply shoot BOTH PLANES?

They're putting him in a to go box

The Qatari one ain't going nowhere in the next few hours at least if the slide's out.

Maybe we should call the convertible company?

Mushroom caught in Nats hair?

@MeidasTouch Have you checked the catering cart?

@MeidasTouch Is he traveling to Hades?

Uh oh. Probably will have to transfer the luggage to the backup craft. Replacing an emergency slide is not a quick fix.

Shitters full.

Zelensky almost got droned and the address ratings are going to be awful. They are in operation distraction mode.

any catering trucks hanging around?

He'll have a knot in his face if he can't take Qatari 1.