Not the way we drew it up

Cold Cuts gonna be Augustus Gloop?

This is the guy that’s needed in the Chipotle locker room.

Bob you might feel ridiculous but ur living the fuckin dream. You’ve worked a real job so u know the other side

He went TrumpFace. Lmao

Your voice matches the costume though

It’s a good look, you look tan 😂

All this to suck

33…? Holy fuck😭

Keep the hair Bob, looks fantastic 👍

Nah you lost the audience months ago

Fucking hilarious man!

This is what people mean by a locker room glue guy

Bob this is absolute gold my guy. Can’t wait for Bob does Paige.

You get to hang out with Paige. I'd walk 2 miles on broken glass on my lips to hang out with her. God luv you.

Did not see this one coming, Bob

Just love it! Go have some fun and thanks for the comedy!

The best hairline you've had in your life 🤣🤣

This is just sad ……

cute, but i prefer a much messier finish

The playbook has left chat

the selfie hes taking in that thing is gonna haunt his group chat forever and honestly good for him

Is that costume Trump's lesbian half-sister? WTF is that?

😂

You had Paige’s honkers in your face all day. Fucking pussy

the face paint is already sweating off and hes still committing to the bit thats real dedication honestly

“What, do you think will, come, of, that?” Bob: “I don’t like the look of it.” BDS Halloween Special underway 🎃

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pass on paige in anything

Look tan for once 👍

The rest of us are dreaming we could sit beside her for a round of golf… ⛳️ You’re doing good buddy

Bob - lean into this.