Now anyone can join the CIA.

Don't you mean mossad+ ?

The prostitution part is reasonable but the beastiality part is not

They already did.

They want amoral degenerates who are capable of following orders.

for when they need agents to go undercover in dog fighting/dog sex rings.

No fucking way Lolo this is real

Don't they hire all types of autists which is why they are either big brain 3000 years into the future moves or trannies shooting schools?

LMFAO

Maybe you can join after your sex chats with a 15yo girl that @xjosh mentioned. Are you suing him for slander or nah?