"Now scram"🤣

Me

My notes say “leave on the table ring doorbell”. Then I turn off my porch light and emerge from the shadows like a Wingstop eating vampire

I be feeling like a creep waiting for my own food lol

Them door dash drivers don’t want to see us either. They’re running away and we’re hiding

It's comforting knowing im not alone

I be saying “skee fuckin daddle.”

Honestly 90% of the doordash customers do this lmao 🤣

Yes sir. They forgot the crash out from him not following instructions though. Mostly silent and internal because you don’t want the driver to hear. 😅

When they call you to tell you they arrived

Yes. Get to scramming already.

I’m not really an introvert though. I just don’t like people like that lol. My friends would tell you I’m the funniest and the most outgoing. Just not to the rest of the world. Does that really make me an introvert if it’s circumstantial?

“Leave at door” is my preferred delivery method 😂

nahhh you gotta wait until the taillights disappear from the block

Lmbo! Me watching them niggas on the camera🤣

Very True. I do both, but mostly Uber Eats. After I leave the food at the door, by the time I get back to my car, the food is gone.😂🤣

This is so meeeee. I literally watch yall walk up

Only a true introvert waits until they pull off to open the door and grab the food 😂. I’m that true introvert

me rn waiting on my bdubs

Yeah, except for when @Ubereats driver steals your fucking cookies and then Uber eats refuses to give you a refund and claims they tried to deliver it, but you can see on camera. They clearly did not.

I do the same thing. I watch the camera on phone til they drive off to get my food 😂

I hate when they sit in the car and wait for you to pick it up off the porch 😩

I feel seen.

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@vanessa_rath

THIS IS ME!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I be waiting patiently 😂

Via:

I am an introvert but I will not eat it if it’s on the ground

@Scarrtro exactly how I do it 😂

I have a vestibule (it’s basically like the smallest hallway ever & separates my interior door from my exterior door) and I always watch on my ring cam and then walk up to my interior door and wait for orders to be placed inside my vestibule 😭

No, that's how they be doing it🤣🤣🤣

I have a note when I order that says just leave it and don’t knock. Why did I get a text from them “I guess you don’t want me to knock?” 😆

This is me bra 😭😭😂😂😂

No way yall act like this when it comes to Door dash 🤣🤣🤣🤣