Now that college degrees from most institutions have become worthless. School's official admissions teams are resorting to different recruitment tactics

"We're gonna skip the library part of the tour (this is Santa Cruz afterall), please follow me to the coast for some traditional dance of our storied institution"

Their mascot is a literal slug. Doing this video is the most impressive thing to come from this school in a long time… let them cook

I think Pulp Fiction may have been the peak of UCSC

Women are no longer capable of feeling shame.

"Why do you want to enroll in this college? Well, we're not going to bullshit you, it's just for pussy" Kudos for honesty

Shameful... where do I find the application to complain to the admission department?

The whitest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣

Do not attend UCSC if you want girls who look like this

Bring the meteor please.

What happened to education system is a catastrophe. Even top tier colleges are so pathetic now.

I'd just tap the Indian market, no one gives a shit about the degrees or university names there, they just want the visa. Diploma Mills are the highest margin business ever.

UC Santa Cruz ain't elite. great town tho.

I have a GI bill that would make college free but I am hesitant to go because 1) I already have a well-paying job 2) I think I would just be resentful of what they're trying to teach me.

Picked literally the only attractive women to ever step foot on UCSC campus

UCSC has talent. Growing up in Capitola it was all feminist hags

At whom is this targeted?

Insinuating there’s plenty of college whores you can bang in your dorm room…smh

Wild how American Whoring is a 4-year degree program again.

is that UC Santa Cruz? i thought people went there for the beach anyway.

Well USC has always been University of the Sluts of California. Not a place for heavy weight intellectuals or aristocrats of the mind.

Trying so hard to compete with the SEC after sneering at it for years LOL

this is the default setting of society. it is crazy if you think back to those peak woke years.

lol

This is why giving women rights is absolutely retarded - women are LITERALLY children. Everybody knows this, every society EVER treated women as the children they are…why are we pretending women are equal? Just so Wall Street can double the labor force? It’s destroyed everything

These might be the only remotely fuckable girls in the entire college. Never before has such a lumpy unattractive collection of she/thems been collected on the california coastline

if you think college is a scam in 2026 wait till 2030

still just gonna get more chicks

Naughty sluts

This is one of the lower-tier UCs, unsurprisingly

I fucked my 18 year old girlfriend in public on that field and finished in her face, then had her walk around campus when she was still a glazed donut. Thanks UCSC - Porter-Kresge housing unit 👍👍🥜🥜

this would be a tiebreaker

Isn’t this part of their cheerleaders?

It's offensive how they couldn't even be in tempo.

UCSC is University of California Santa Cruz