Now this guy knows how to do self defense properly 🤣

The funny bit is that almost none of this is wrong. Except the RPG one. He was too close.

The axe clip 🤣

It is gloriously hilarious lol

Forget Self-defense, learn self-offense!

I hate all these fucking “beginner” tutorials. He keeps skipping the part about how to access hammer space and all the comments are like “oh yes I see it now.” “oh that’s actually really simple” “thanks!” 😭😭😭

Pour decisions, hahaha! Someone has to steal that one and make that a real bar. "Pour decisions, you coming here wasn't one."

"Your podcast with 4 listeners", That's so me 😭😭😭😭

My ninjutsu sensei agreed-if you are fighting fair, you aren't doing it right.

The way you break through someone’s high guard is to get wild light to develop it

He must have studied at the Jackie Chan School of Karate

“his body fat percentage” Now that’s a low blow bro

Remember, switching weapons is faster than reloading

That was great.

Let me know when he's taking on students 🤣

🤣

Interesting. You can tell from this joke video that he's proficient with bladed weapons.

@elpajaritodice mira a ese pinche taka taka pasado de lanza ni Chucky Norris le dura un round, jajajajajja

Lmao

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

this was fucking great 😂😂😂😂😂

RPG has the greatest penetration of out those

Thanks for my afternoon laugh!

🤣

the cowboy move works, i tested it myself

Here’s the thing, it’s a different person every time, proving this does actually work 🥹😭

What about pointed sticks?

🙏🏻 Bow to your sensa.🙇‍♂️😆

Ninjutsu is real!

@GhostTheMenacee Learn this shit, nigga!