Now this is marketing 🤣

Basically he's saying if space didn't kill you Huston Texas Hot Chicken surely will

You mothafunkers 😹😹😹

How did you know I was coming there 😂😂

The chicken's that good? Suit up.

I’m craving chicken for some reason…..

Dammit I just ordered a plane ticket to go to Huston, Texas. Huston Texas Hot Chicken advertising is THIS good.

If you jumped off the space station you'd just land on the movie studio floor and go about your business 😜

The “Bruh” I let out was soooo

Ayyyyyyee yooooo

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Might be an idea to learn some basic physics before posting.

The person who wrote this is a b@stard. With all due respect 🤣

So weird that the space station isn’t full of holes then. Or maybe they have a force field around it, or maybe the ISS is bulletproof. This is why if you go up in a helicopter and stay in one place the earth rotates under you and eventually you will end up miles away from your take off point. Ain’t gravity fun!?! 🙄

Wait, so the opening scene on Ad Astra is........ A LIE!?! 😑

Can any globie explain to me how 10s of thousands of satellites dodge tiny space rocks which would “hit like bullets”? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@du_du_duh @Ekalavya230 pretty smooth I’d say.

This is science for retards.. you say they're traveling at thousands of miles an hour yet if you go watch iss spacewalks, its almost like theyre not moving at all.. weird

omg... this is awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

you would eventually get pulled down too... HOUSTON TEXAS HOT CHICKEN 😁😄😂🤣😅😂😂I'm gone lol

I seriously thought this was something scientific & educational. I was intrigued.. UNTIL.. Scooby doo sized chicken sandwiches & red hot looking, drowned chicken salads on a bed of pickles w/no lettuce in sight popped up.. this is diabolical. Genius lmao 🤣

You know what.....I'd chance it

I call bullshit

This is my type of sarcasm 🤣

Ah u fkers 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Lmao what the fuck

Fuck did I just watch….🤣🤣🤣 Now I wanna parachute from the space station while eating hot chicken..

Holy shit that looks good.

This made me laugh out loud. I got sucked into the narrative all the way to the chicken. Good one!

Dammit, now i want the damn chicken😩

Broooo go fuck yourself 😂 I’m coming

BE CAREFUL I tried the medium one and damn near passed out from the head. These mf really don’t play

Yes!!!

@JayDeMoir They got me 😂