Now why the hell would her dad say that 😭

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What made them think uploading this online would be a good idea 💀

“That’s what happens when you brush your tongue”

The Covid test is in the nose, not the mouth 🗿

Her dad knows what you don't know

Just dad things, you know how it is.

Maybe he genuinely meant she’s better than her mom at handling the swab?

He was probably innocently talking about getting her tongue swabbed, but of course all the coomer brains immediately went there.

They usually jam them up the nose.