Nowhere is safe

These scrawny, little bottom-feeders are destined for an ass-whooping on land.

I hope they find some jagged rocks.

That's attempted murder

Crazy how you can see their underdeveloped frontal lobes from that far away.

I could catch that jet ski.

They can't just go have fun, they're only happy when they ruin someone else's day.

In Florida, you’re allowed to carry a gun while fishing.

@Bossy_Leah

In fairness, kayakers are the bicyclists of the water

@Bossy_Leah Hopefully someone reported them to the police and DNR. But if you’re the kayak angler, this is when you tie on a heavy punching weight and a crank bait with two sets of treble hooks and let it fly the next time they come by.

Driver should be prosecuted.

@jkbthg

It’s Dickheads like him that injure and kill people on the water.. “Sorry Dude” or “My Bad” just doesn’t cut it for me in a sitch like this… It’d be an ass whoopin for pilot and possibly his Boyfriend once they got back to the dock..

Be funny if they fell in.We all know Chimps can't swim.

I kept waiting for them to smack into something.

The fatherless 13% have an inability to see beyond three inches in front of them and three minutes into the future. How do we change the “culture”?

Fire upon the pirates!

It's everywhere they go!

We kept them at bay for the last 200 years, but in the last 20 years, the Democrats told them, hey, you can do whatever you want, don't worry about it, you're not going to be held responsible.

Chimps be chimpin. Surprised they didn’t hit the kayaker and claim racism.

Total dick move and super unsafe on the water.

Pretty sure that constitutes a threat to the kayakers life….

So I live on Lake Conroe in Texas and holidays are honestly the worst times ever. I can deal with drunk people who might be loud, but my God, the people who don’t understand the rules of the lake are so annoying. The amount of people who don’t understand a “no wake” is crazy.

From afar it’s hard to tell if these are ni99ers or humans

Yeah as a business owner the only thing you can do is raise prices and try to keep them away but at the same time try to stay in business

These useless dirty motherless niggers are not made in the image of God. They are vile, low IQ and need to be deleted or due back at the zoo/Africa.

@FarmerGarlic Handcuffs for these boys please

Hope they never have to go back to land. Something waiting for them on the docks. Also, the world is an imperfect place. People disappear around the water the time. Damn shame, but it happens.

What a dick move. Have people no decency at all?

Purge, purge, purge. Everyone knows what the solution is

We should have permission to shoot that jet ski for endangering the public.