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Even this post feels like a honeypot.

So are you starting with warrentless wiretapping of millions of Americans, the storing of all electronic communication of citizens, or something a little more tame?

Make sure you start with explaining the illegal activities and civil rights violations you commit perpetually. Special guest Ed Snowden?

We've heard It's your time to listen to us now

Oh great, I can’t wait to be lied to!

Can you go ahead and turn on the lights in the living room and start the dishwasher? Thanks. 😐

Are you going to tell us how you engage in unconstitutional surveillance of Americans?

why not make it an X space?

I’m sure you will tell us the truth 😊🤣🤍