Obsessed with this awful movie!!!

Now watching THE BOY NEXT DOOR (2015)

Yes, this is the “first edition Iliad” movie (I’ll grab a clip in case you don’t know what I’m talking about), but the craziest part for me is that they filmed the whole thing at my aunt & uncle’s house!!! It’s so weird seeing J.Lo bone a teenager in my aunt’s knitting room 😭

🚨 IMPORTANT MOMENT IN MOVIE HISTORY 🚨

WAIT WAIT PLOT TWIST— the director produced both THE WIZ and WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE ?!?? (Also he SA’d his own daughter, his Wikipedia page is a mess. Go to hell.)

“Well it got pretty wet here” 🤭 DAWG!!! Also, this movie keeps acting like “cookies” is common/current sexual slang??

I let them use my room as a shooting location and they didn’t change any of the decor!

BEHOLD, THE CLIMAX!!! I love movies so much. 💉👁️🔥

This person did not watch THE BOY NEXT DOOR

People keep correcting me about my earlier tweet saying he worked on wizards of waverly place. There’s a simple explanation— I can’t read! I saw “witches” from “witches of eastwick” on his wiki + combined it with this in my head. Please forgive me for this journalistic betrayal.

i don't remember this scene from lemonade mouth

LEMONADE MOUTH MENTIONED!