OH HE ACTUALLY ATE THAT SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

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I can’t believe there’s ppl in the comments who are defending this mf who steal other people’s food. This assholes are other robbers

I've taken peoples food from the fridge many times, mostly whenever they were being a cunt, as revenge, but I dont eat it, I just open it and dump it in the garbage.

Listen, the last time it happened the HR lady was mocking me for getting dumped, and the only other thing I could do aside from tossing her lunch was to remind her shes had four miscarriages, which would be worse.

@beyoncegarden WHT kind of JOB do u have

@beyoncegarden Well, my most profitable is being a manager for vtubers, but its not my main job

@beyoncegarden Vtubers Remind me not to piss you off at the v tube market

@beyoncegarden I just handle things like sponsors and contracts, I hear and see a metric fuckton of drama though. Initially I started doing it to get in bed with some of them, now i'm pretty disgusted at the idea. Still good money though.

Worked at a factory with fridges for use. Caught stealing you were fired.

I did a little different. Put blue dye powder and waited. As soon as it was missing I went around the office asking to see the tongue. Mofo mouth was like a Smurf. Made sure everyone in the office saw it 😂😂😂

However that’s a crime! And you need to be brought to justice!

putting laxatives in your OWN food is a crime😭 … ?

In most US jurisdictions (and many common-law countries), setting booby traps like lacing food with poison/laxatives to deter theft is illegal—treated as assault, battery, or poisoning. It's a misdemeanor or felony depending on the substance and harm caused (foreseeable injury to the thief counts). If death occurs, it could rise to manslaughter (reckless) or murder (intent). Civil liability almost always attaches; victims (even thieves) can sue successfully, per cases like Katko v. Briney. Your own food doesn't exempt it if intent to harm is clear. Report thefts to authorities instead.

@eye95 @beyoncegarden @stefan359 The law is stupid then

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Time to teach people a lesson 😂

But hold on, Marge and Ben go to the bathroom at the same time for the same amount of time… are they hooking up

I wouldnt WANT to eat someone elses food EVER. Weirdos!!

Reading the replies of people saying "that's assault!" got me like:

Oh that ass was a FAUCET 😂😂😂😂😂

How sad for you. How mean spirited, you don’t know what a person circumstances are, maybe they are they are hungry. Maybe they are feeding someone else, you’re missing a meal can be a blessing to others.

MAYBE THEY SHOULD ASK THEN😭-

OK, so now I’m invested I need to go follow his TikTok lol I wanna know was it Marge or Ben or maybe it was both of them I must know

I lived in a dump in my 20's, the power went off sometimes for hours. Fresh fish in freezer that had froze, thawed, froze, many times. Someone broken into my apartment, stole a few things, even food. And the fish. A few days later the couple a few doors down were deathly ill.

Seems like assault

all of y’all trying to justify thievery in the replies has me crying we KNOW it was Y’ALL😭😭😭

@TheGov74 I fully agree, it's theft, plain and simple. Food or money is the same thing. The food costs MONEY, it stays money all the way to the crapper, people.

@beyoncegarden Then he should report them to his administration not seek vigilante justice

I need the tea on Marge and Ben

I did this before. And it was MAGICAL! They had to leave work, it was so bad. And also, they never touched my food again. Matter fact, they never even looked my way until the day I left AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN & AGAIN! 💯😜😂 Stop touching things that don't belong to you🤷🏽‍♂️

Yuuup I did this back in the day 2007 when I was a sale associate and then I beat their ass and the store manager stated to them I would have done the same because you don’t touch ppl shit without their permission and your fried because that is theft. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I really don't understand why you would eat someone's food just like that there something wrong with some people.

Is marge a single mother? Ben the baby daddy? Im so invested,i need more. Also screw Chris.

This is literally a felony. He wouldn’t be admitting to this if he actually had a job & if this were true.

40 is a lot but these people are stealing someone else’s food. So, there are consequences to stealing.

I did this same thing years ago, even marked it poison do not eat, and they still ate it....they never made it to the restroom 🤣🤣🤣

You just admitted to poisining people with an overdose / abuse of drugs on the internet. They die, jail. They can sue you now, and in some states you're going to jail now.

Wait till he gets hit with a charge.

40 doses of laxative? Look, taking your food is wrong, but what he did could cause death, especially if they have IBS/Cronhs/UC, etc.

Poisoning your own food as revenge and admitting to it for a TikTok is wild 🤣

Ben was promised that food 3k years ago!

There's somebody at my workplace and my food would be taken daily. It's wrong because you bring your own lunch so that way you can save money and not have to go out to a restaurant. The food thief takes your lunch and then you have nothing. I hate thieves

He got this idea from a Black woman this did this years ago. 🙄 He’s literally telling her story.

@hotnostril If you cop to this you are admitting to a serious liability (for poisoning).

Don't do this. You can get arrested for booby trapping even if it's your own food. Next time spike it with some ghost peppers so you'll have plausible deniability.

Putting the laxatives in the your own food isn’t a crime. However recording yourself admitting you did such with the intent of someone else eating it is

I wish you could have removed the toilet paper rolls from the bathroom. The opportunity’s seem endless as to what you could do. 😈 🧻

The messed up thing is he could get sued. If I remember correctly a mom put extra salt in son Gatorade because it kept getting stolen at school. The kid got sick and went to the hospital. I'm pretty sure they sued her and she got charged with child abuse.