Oh he wasn't joking about angry birds

it sounds so weird without the random slowing down and speeding up

How is almost everything he says so damn funny

I need to see the rest of the list, I'd he put Terrance in S he's valid

@hell_yuck RED HAD A POWER THAT ACTIVATED BY HOLDING YOUR SCREEN???

@137Force All these comments wrong they don't know about reds feathers😭

@137Force Nvm I lied for sport

@AgamothXII @137Force bro folded under 0 pressure after 1 hour

@AgamothXII @137Force The weight of my lies was crushing. Many pressures

Its like hearing lebron talk about basketball

The thing that Bart Simpson has that launches them at a fantastic speed

him knowing Stella's name but not Reds name

so-called “intelligence agent” doesn’t even know the names of his assets

Funniest dude on the internet I’m so serious

The lore goes deep, this game is the reason his wife left him 😭. Gave her the ickiest ick when she saw him early in the morning going beast mode beside her in the bed...

he’s valid af for putting bomb in god tier

this is like a Northernlion-coded segment

list invalidated, the green boomerang bird is from the og game

technically he came out in the first update for the og game so maybe that's what he meant by not an original bird

“you can never be certain how severe his arc is”

Ohhh he’s SERIOUS serious I thought he was joking when he said he got a divorce over angry birds

Ball knowledge?!

Awww hes sperging out

misgendered matilda 😢

The CIA agent > Competitive Angry Birds player pipeline

@MintAfton hummus guy knows ball bomb is a goat angry bird

Son...... Ain't no way 😭😭😭😭😭

Who tf is this dude anyway?

Ex CIA agent who exposed CIA torture methods and ended up in prison for leaking a covert officers identity

And his name's John Kiriakou I forgot to mention that for you

Appreciate it!

tfym the ex cia guy is an avid fan of angry birds and why didn't i learn this until now

So practically, he’s just saying

Where did he put Terrence.

Good.

he's so wrong about boomerang, probably doesnt even know the shooting backwards trick

He knows who the goat is.

he went 5/5 as well

Lesgo he did the low white strat, that's what i'd do too.

@bappytweets Need to know his opinion on angry birds Star Wars and Rio

Gamplay attributes ONLY

my grandad plays this game competitively idk why old guys love it so much

This has just convinced me to redownload angry birds 😂

I fully agree to the tier list bro knows his assets so well

John Kiriakou has taught me that the CIA, one of the most powerful organizations in the world, is most accurately portrayed by American Dad.