Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside.

Good on you. Somebody has to take control of this situation! How much is a 99 on Sigma ix?

Vote for Clacton, UK not Moscow, ruZZia.

Binface landing in Clacton. (haters gonna say it's AI)

We don’t live in Clacton but genuinely wish you the best of luck with the election. You are a breath of fresh air in British politics.

Count, we have arrived from Sigma IX and are holding in geosynchronous orbit over 'Switzerland'. As per your subspace message, we have camouflaged the invasion fleet to resemble the peculiar hybrid fruit referred to as Cocoa Bean Citrus Spheres. We await your orders. MEGA.

Dear Count Binface I composed this for you. Bin Chance Farage is facing a bin And its moot as to who will get in Cos he’s going to be hung by the stench of the bung While claiming that greed’s not a sin!

Binny, you are Clacton-on-Sea’s only hope…

Has Jack (10) got any more suggestions, the kid has a bright future ahead. Bin for the Win!

C'MON!!!!!!

imagine casually walking down the waterfront on Friday night and being struck by the almighty Leader of the Recyclons looming large over you

I’d vote just for the jazzy background music.

@CounsellingSam Best of luck, hope the people choose correctly. Come on Clacton.

Wondrously mellow campaigning from the Count. Top-notch👌 #CountOnTheCount #VoteBinface

It's a binevitable event

My guy. I BEG!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

I approve that message

Slick tv ad - any response from Adele? Dear @adele FYI CountBinface pledged to nationalise you if he wins the Clacton MP seat. I’m not sure what that means exactly, it’s definitely a compliment. Adele, how would you nationalise (yourself) ? Clacton-on-California is now the hottest election seat in the country. We now have 32 people running in the local election, voting closes on the 12 August. Just search “Countbinface” on Insta and watch his interviews. 😂 Count Binface is fighting for truth. He is a bit of a diva. Outdiva him. 😂

Glad youre there, save Clacton from Farage. The Bin Will Win 😁

If you get voted in, can you do us holiday makers ( who own static vans in the area) a solid, and fix the pot holes/ craters on the B1027 at St Osyth and round to Martins country park along there. Please 👏🏻 👏🏻 thank you! 😅

I'm in!!! Are you??

Vote Binface!

Someone should get a petition going to name August 13 national Bindependance day

Good stuff Binface

Vote for Jack (aged 10)

Do it Clacton. Make the world proud and other lying politicians scared for their jobs.