Oh I need her to GO ASAP. #SurvivorAU

“I’m more African American than you are.. because I’m from Africa” MAN WHAT

I kid you not Mel. In Australia, two white South Africans literally said word for word they’re more African than me even though I didn’t try to talk to them or engage with them first.

🥴🥴🥴

@penguinluthor If she’s not the first boot on the Heroes I will be flying to Australia to handle it myself

Like are we back in early 2000s survivor cuz no sane person would ever say this now!

I truly commend sis for maintaining her composure…but we’re not doing this today

The way I just broke my neck… she said what now!?!

My face would have CRACKED!! They would have had to lift me up out of there on a helicopter. I WOULD HAVE DIED!!! Where do they find these people. 😩😭

Me to Production: …it’s a wrap!

I need everyone to learn this phrase for when someone says some crazy ‘ish to you… “Oh…what a thing to say. Why would you say that to me?” And as a follow up… “Please don’t say things like that to me again. I don’t like it.”