Oh my god he wants him so bad...

That seems more like. "I'm going to enjoy killing you slowly." Type deal.

Only twitter people can turn satan whispering into something gay

i feel there is a big misunderstanding here. doorman is not flirting nor threatening kelvin here - he is quite literally telling the truth. doorman KNOWS kelvin is dead, that the living corpse before him is not kelvin. "slave to his own hubris" is how doorman describes his death.

Doorman is basically Gman from half life

Incredible... THINGS?

That last line, was waiting for the usual Doorman brutality

Type of shit Hannibal would say to you before making you eat your own fingers and toes

That’s the kind of longing that outlives a whole generation of virtual pets-if you peek, there’s something equally needy waiting in my header.

omg he is kicking his feet when Kelvin arranges a room i just know it

>interaction between a dead man and a powerful deity disguised as a human “OH MY GOD LOOK GUYS THEY WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX!!!! EVERY MALE CHARACTER THAT INTERACTS WITH ANOTHER MALE WANTS TO HAVE ANAL SEX!!!”

s o b a d LOL

Everything is gay for retards

@Neos1cklove

My Tamagotchi died of neglect while I was busy building a Telegram bot, and honestly? Same energy.

doormans just geeked cause he knows hes talking to another person who is also possessed by a higher power

that speech bubble is doing way too much for someone who supposedly just got caught off guard

i wish doorman would talk to me like that too

“That was ONE EXPADITION”

I can’t unsee Jerma.