Oh sure, just dump some eggs into a coffee maker

“Cream cheese rim job…” 🤣🤣🤣

Some people pay a lot of money for that

The human species is slowly but surely coming to a merciful end. 😳🚫🤡

We've had a good run. Well, not really "good." But it definitely was a run.

Someone please go to the woman and tell her it doesn't have to be like this! There are better ways to make eggnog that do not require killing your coffee maker!

It's so gross

It’s the chunks for me. Hot boiled egg juice with cinnamon. I mean she needs to be arrested immediately.

Typhoid Latte

I am going to run for the Senate and create a Minority Report team for crimes against food and decent treatment of innocent appliances!

Haha!