Oh you poor thing.

I need to move to Japan.

Right

Must have been before goth girls were seen as peak. 😆

My God….he fumbled the bag!

Wtf is wrong with people in the comments oml. I hope he found out a way to escape her cause damn shes scary.

Waiter, my lobster is way too buttery. This wine also, is far too refined.

yall in the comments are the same ones who will be in uproar if someone doesn’t talk about violence against men… always excusing it…

You poor thing. A hot Japanese goth woman wanted to bang you. Are you going to need therapy?

This is him in his story

Listening to de la soul and mob deep is pretentious? lol fck is this guy

You like pretentious snobby black nationalist slop music? Jesus, Fiona could definitely do better.

I was hoping for a long story short, here is my goth girl wife of 16 years

Some men die of thirst while others drown…

k

yandera lucky guy

If you had any sense whatsoever you would have capitalized on that situation!

if she messed up his actual relationship, thats bad

Kill you? SON…. Did you knock a dent in it?!??

bro we’ve all been there

Well duh, ur in Japan… they worship anime there. They put the goths with the preps, the goofy ones with the serious ones etc in anime all the time. I love anime

Fake as fuck

It's all music that a big white dude would listen to, and then lists a bunch of black artists.

....she has great taste in music, and the sex will be fantastic. But yeah, she will probably stab you in your sleep then burn down the dorm.

This guys whole shtick is humbling bragging. Although I find it incredibly irritating he probably did have it very good with the ladies as the early 2000s and the 2010s were still a very good time to be a dorky white guy in Japan. He definitely embellishes his stories though.

Bro absolutely fumbled the bag

Stuart

Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery…

Stalker weirdos are everywhere, globally.

"My rice is too bambooy"

People actually saying "I wish that was me" might not know what love means If you never had a relatuonship that is understandable, but stalking is no joke, and if someone goes out of their way to find info on you, change your address or confront them

She was the one because she knew what he listened to in his room

.....and that's how I met your mother