Ok this is all just odd now I think it’s all a dream.

And then I told them I didn’t have SKY TV

"Do you have cable?"

vibes.........

Don't need to be a body language expert to interpret this.

If someone is leaning away from you stop leaning forward and invading their space.

Surprised she doesn’t deport him.

Any prime minister who promises to wear a suit that actually fits would get my vote, to be honest.

So he left the D Day celebrations early but will spend all day with the Nazis?

You think he would of leant quickly that she didn't want him in her face like that lol, felt like he wanted to make out with her lol

Fishy happy to see his only friend in Europe right-wing Miss Melanoma