okay kitten! ♥️💋

this is my kind of asmr

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pls I'm trying my best

The kitten in question

What in the fresh fu- Does it take 8 hours to caramelize onions???

I don’t know how to use the stove

ALL 5 POUNDS LMAO

“I need you to cook this rice before I get home” this gave me fuckin WAR FLASHBACKS DUDE

My reaction to that information (I am NOT listening!!!!!)

Hello kitten

jokes on you i did it in two hours

Considering I'm caretaking people like, 24/7, this is still my every day lol

When you get kicked for being AFK because mommy needs all 5 pounds of the onions caramelized in 8 hours.

D-Did this just awaken something in me?

this was amazing and the turn the fucking game off at the end hit so different 🤣🤣

STOP YELLING AT ME!!! IM VERY SENSITIVE!!!!

I love cooking and for some reason I love caramelizing onions. If someone walked up to me and said this I would pass out from lack of blood going to my brain.

The onions after 8 HOURS of caramelizing:

Yes mom, i will pause the game despite beeing an online game

The cat, not understanding why it’s being yelled at

I feel like it shouldn't take 8 hours to caramelize 5 pounds of onions though.

Need more of these from you 😭😭😭

Me playing genshin impact while listening to this~

A lady of culture i see, plus with that many onions the soup is going to be amazing

<cries>

I GOT THIS 😍🤩

Its paused and im not looking please stop shouting 😢

Why do you need 5 pounds of onions

Whoops

Ah, reminds me of the good old days 🥹

I mean...I'd caramelize them for you

NO U CANT MAKE ME. WERE STARVING. I BURNT THEM. HELP!!! lol nice read.

Why did this get me hard, just why.

BUT MOM I CAN'T PAUSE IT IT'S AN ONLINE GAME.