Okay this one is insane

me on my couch: "yeah, but how accurately does it keep time?"

My favorite part of these is thinking how cold that room must be for the chocolate to not melt, and I bet it’s nice.

Please tell me he "Martha Stewart's" this, and has, like, a 20-man team helping doing all of these projects.

Skilled for sure, but his frozen half-grin face is at the nadir of the uncanny valley.

If you actually ate this you would turn fully gay within 48 hours

this guy is my favorite because he doesn’t use any dowel rods or structural elements, just pure edible chocolate & candy

I’m of two opinions on stuff like this. On the one hand, the creativity and craftsmanship of using food to create giant art is impressive. But at the same time I hate it, because it’s just such a waste. Nobody is gonna eat that. It might as well be made out of cardboard.

Ok but I bet it tastes like shit

“FREAK” ok wow way to call me out

back in the good ol days we had a show called "cake boss" where they would do this exact shit but also have an italian american screaming the entire time and a story about how they need this cake last minute because the guy who likes watches has cancer or something

Sure but it loses like six seconds on the hour, totally unreliable for everyday use

But how does it taste?

@grok remove this chefslop candyslop from my timeline immediately and block this man

Guy’s a sicko. Could watch him all day.

Have you ever had a bezel made of fondant...brrrrr

And yet still somehow less insane than building an actual automatic watch.

Is he even going to take a bite?

Okay but how will I fit it in my ass? I'm asking you to describe the process to me.

There is a global cacao shortage

That's cool, but do they eat it?

Yeah, but does it actually tell time accurately?

Amaury Guichon is something else.

Crazy 🐐

I'm assuming the temperature in that room is like 30°F. (I have other assumptions as well, but that's the one that springs to mind.)

My bro is always smiling

@ChefReactions dude what the fuck

The COGS MOVED 🤯