Omg been here. I just need one thing. 😁😂

Spot on...I swear they wait until you sit down

She walking around barefoot looking fine so he won't say no

What self respecting man would want this

🤣🤣 all the time

@TeamTrump47 If you're working: "You're working too hard you should take a break! You're always working." The minute you sit down "uh huh hey since you aren't doing anything (or not doing what I think you be doing when taking a break....)"

My wife’s timing on literally everything. “Hey can you also grab ___?” As I’ve turned out of the store parking lot.

Give me your love and you'll have mine.

@janninereid1 My husband could not relate to this at all. I have a step ladder to get the high stuff, I do everything around the house & on our 2 acres, including snaking the toilet, or I call our neighbor. Oh, I do take jars into him to open occasionally.

My wife just got done doing this shit to me. Just got home from my 12hr shift and trying to catch the bills game, soon as my left ass cheek touched the couch she needed my help getting something 😂😂😂😂😂

And meanwhile, she will go around telling anyone who listens that she does everything with no help.

Dude, stand up and say her to stop this shit !

Every thing is relatable except for the you must be tired part.

@Rugusuki @aliza_pearl 🥺😑

@libramom2871 mom do u do this to Kenneth? 😂

Haha never fails!

Thought I was the only one

This is love though

Control freak. That would drive Anyone crazy Dont enable bullies

@rotterkennie Ook zoiets. 😃😉😎

In a relationship be like

👀🧐🤔 There.Ain't .No Fuckin way. None! 🧐 Just what in the Sam Shittin Hell happened to the fuckin Men!?👀🤔 I asked my Wife of 26 years several times..👀🧐 Oh Hun! 👀 look at these Fuckin Idiot Mother fuckers😂👀🤣 Would U want this?🤔Her (Response) Fuck No! I want a Man.🍸🇺🇸

God, imagine having him in the house or someone like him. I couldn’t imagine anything worse than sharing my house with a man. Jesus, then they wonder why women are choosing singledom.

Usually it’s 15 minutes before I’m due to leave for the golf course. Got to the point I added 30 minutes to when I was supposed to leave.

So glad not to be married & have my own place. She can take care of her own fucking house.

And the voice….🤯

And tomorrow she'll deny doing it.

This is not satire.

Omg so true

So he had a long day dressed like that?

Sounds and looks terrible

I had girls. That was my EVERYDAY!

Don’t forget she needs help moving something “small” that weighs 809 lbs