OMG, Stephen Miller eats mayonnaise on everything. That's just disgusting

If he keeps it up he'll end up at the Mayo Clinic. Okay, I'm done now.

He eats a lot of Mayonnaise.

I couldn’t help myself.

I think he just eats the mayo. Like nothing else.

If you break a maga open like a piñata, the contents are mayonnaise & bush light

Mayonnaise is life lubricant. Don't be hating on the Duke's.

@bmoreviachicago Mayonnaise should be heavily regulated

It’s because he fantasizes about cumming one day. That white creamy jizz

Strangely enough, I don't find this surprising

he's chews it (glp-1) thing

He thinks it will make him even whiter.

Such in-depth reporting, I'm sure that the Ellison's will put her in charge. She's the new Bari Weiss.

because mayo is WHITE. He won't anything black because he's the biggest fucking racist in America

So, following Vance's logic... Miller is disgusting. 😄 Full disclosure, I do like mayonnaise. But I like even more to stir up high level Federal condiment infighting.

good lord. mayo. i hate mayo. on anything.

Well, it kind of makes sense. He's so warped in that it's probably because mayo is white and he's scared of anything with color😂😂😂😂 Nasty ass Squidward lookin MF

It's like @bennyjohnson when he farts - they like that texture. It reminds them of orange daddy...

@fuckadoodledoom Makes sense. Everything has to be white.

I bet it’s JD Vance’s mayonnaise! I’ve heard that guy leaves it on couches.

Who knew he was, along with all of his other challenges, a cannibal?

Um, @damintoell how'd you miss this?

Maybe it makes his rat meat taste better...🤔

@jasonllevin Of course he does

On par

@Jalalix Because mayonnaise is white

@fuckadoodledoom Sounds about white.

Cuz it’s white

they're both disgusting

Dutch here: That’s about the only human habit he has. 🤷‍♂️

This explains a lot

@jasonllevin WHY IN THE AF DO WE CARE ABOUT THIS LOSERS CONDIMENT CHOICES.

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