ON THE WHOLE ELON VS TRUMP FIASCO

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Trump is shit. Elon is shit. I’ll be happy when they both absofuckinglutely destroy each other so the rest of us don’t have to deal with their middle school egos.

I'm more concerned with what kind of terrible shit they were doing out of sight out of mind while everyone was distracted by the billionare broken dick measuring contest.

Oh, Trae, I love ya, too. You wouldn't think it possible that anyone could find so many comical incidents in this government today to joke about to put a little levity in the air, but you sure do know how to do just that. I'm glad we have you. We need to laugh that's for sure.🥰

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I’m lucky I wasn’t eating popcorn when I watched this, because “the Cheney Family Band & Henry Kissinger’s fuckin’ force-ghost” would have had me wheezing and quite possibly left my kids fatherless.

Well said.

👍🏽🤣

I owe you so many laughs I can never repay.

Thanks for the popcorn warning 🤣🤣🤣

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