ON TRUMP BEIN SHOT AND THINGS BEIN CRAZY

Lawd ima have to talk about JD too I reckon. Stuff needs to stop happening. Anyway, come see me:

Uncle Jeffrey helped out

Trae what would we do without you! 😅😂🤣 You are simply the BEST 💙

I WANT TO SEE TRUMP’S MEDICAL REPORT!

His followers are screaming he's a Democrat because a report initially appeared that someone with the shooter's name donated to ActBlue. In the end, it was an elderly man with the same name. The Trumpers forget that detail.

I wonder if the reason tRump was so insistent that the secret service put his shoes on was because he didn't want anyone to see his tiny feet or to find out he has 2" lifts?🤔

Huh. Seems as though his lobe is just fine. A miraculous recovery! And Jr. said it took 1/2 his ear off. Are we getting played…again?

@ToMyPirateShip Bloody brilliant (pardon the pun)

Apparently the unsecured rooftop was outside of the SS perimeter, and open carry is legal.

The bullet didn’t hit his ear. It was from glass. He didn’t get shot.