ON TRUMP REFUSING TO RULE OUT A THIRD TERM

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Love you too. You help me keep my sanity by giving my heart something to smile about. RISE UP! We're marching on Saturday the 5th!

Thanks for being a voice of reason in all this stupidity shitshow

The season finale of 'America' is proper shite

I'm straight, but I must admit that I'm also pretty gay for democracy.

Etsy idea: hand-crafted artisan bespoke guillotines.

"we're quirky like that" yes. yes, we are. this should be a bumper sticker.

Can you cross post to FB in a more timely fashion? The sooner you do that, the sooner I can share it and tag Memaw and PePaw and my drunk uncle. Love y'all too, bye.

I love ya, Trae. It *IS* a plan of action. Yes, it is his plan.