Only a German mind could cook up such a niche

@eangel1848 "let's check the breadsheet"

A real German uses something like this

He clearly is of a higher spiritual calibre, to master the kraft of bread cutting to a pristine edge by hand

Fuck me i'm to German... When i saw the 8. i made an audible groan of disappointment

what if a whole nation was on the spectrum

Is this also a good accurate slice of bread?

If he measures how even he can spread cream cheese or Leberwurst on bread he is going to invent the word spreadsheet from first principles.

You know we invented things like this

And i thought why they aren't fat if they love bread so much

They probs just are more active, precise bread cutting is a very demanding exercise

No, just my bread slices are 2x thicker

@Ziggydank According to German culture tik tok they LOVE to go hiking so I think hitting 20k steps a day they can have a little brot, as a treat

@popayanam @Ziggydank No it’s just we have the real shit real Brot Heard that from multiple Americans now They think they can’t eat “gluten” at home but here they eat noodles and bread without probs

@HTRwins @Ziggydank Doesn't Germany have a segment of lower quality bred as well?

And that's how you get this...

Don't let the Japanese see this they'll have a tournament.

This guy's a fraud. A real German would know to use soft touch calipers for a material less than 75 shore A durometer.

no real german would claim that 9.68 is 9.6. This is larp by a retard

I have never seen anyone to measure bread’s slice perfection after cutting it. My slices are never straight and I wasn’t allowed to cut my own bread slice when I still lived with my parents as it was driving my dad crazy how the bread looked afterwards.

The dream of every German is to get onto Wetten dass with their weird talent nobody can match because nobody else has the same specific niche interest.

This is actually rather satisfying.

That’s the type of shit German people have to do to channel their imperialistic urges nowadays

At breakfast buffet in Tokyo. In line at conveyor belt toaster machine To put my piece of bread through. German man in front of me is just taking so many out of the machine I thought he was clearing out a clog or stealing everyone else’s bread but no they were all his.

German's love leaving the window open in the winter, slicing bread, weird poop fetishes and starting world wars

It's painful when you can see exactly where they went wrong just by eyeballing it. Probably just a bad day though.

I am disappointed with those numbers. So much for German efficiency and perfection.

breadsheet 😭😭😭

I can see where they're going wrong ... 1. Feet should be 32.3 cm apart, large toes on a line parallel to the cutting board. no more than 15.7 cm from worktop 2. Shoulders should be parallel to toes 3. Bread should be held square on board 4. Check all measures 5. Cut

Is german bread so hard you can measure it with a caliper?

Never beating the autism allegations are we?

German autism at its average

If I remember correctly there is a german tv competition show about cutting everything perfectly in half

That video is the greatest thing since

This justifies World War 2.

Vhy iz he uzink ze inferior vernier calliper when ze micrometer is clearly ze zuperior measuring toowl?

🤣 I can’t believe this. Why? Why do we always have to confirm the preconceived German cultural traits? There is a book called „Am I German or autistic“? This may be evidence adding to the theory.

Now I see how @xeophon got into evals and measuring models

Beat the bread cutting machine? The German John Henry is a bit different. 🎵Johannes Heinrich is a bread cutting man🎶

Real Gs have a Brotschneidemaschine.