Only Men can understand this

A real man doesn’t give a fuck what other men think about his drink

Can't decide if satire or retarded clickbait slop.

Drink a 1/2 pot every day, with creamer and splenda. Because I have enough bullshit in my life, and nobody is going to tell me how to drink my coffee or what music I listen too.

Black coffee is for the poors. 100% cream in coffee is the sign of money.

Just say you’re insecure about your masculinity “cowboy”

I drink my coffee black, but it's good coffee. This isn't 1950 and I don't drink Folgers. Black coffee doesn't have to taste like shit, it can taste good.

I only put more coffee in my coffee, but someone should tell Yosodomy Sam here being a broke black coffee fashionista is extra ghey.

real men don't give a F about coffee drinking one way or the other...drink it or no! flavor it or no! they don't care! and real men never sit around discussing the social implications of how one chooses to drink it! oh yeah, one more thing, a big ol' stetson doesn't make you a real man

A real man doesn't need validation from other men to like or not like something. I like coffee with creamer. This is like saying you don't like chocolate if it has sugar and milk in it.

If you don’t butt chug it, your shits weak.

Imagine actually measuring your manhood by how bitter you like your coffee. I mean I don't like sugar in it either but, this seems like a compensatory flex, and it shouldn't taste like dirt. Real coffee, brewed, ground fresh, isn't dirt, or bitter.

I bet he drinks lite beer.

A real man enjoys what he likes and does what he likes, he needs 0 validation from goofy men who sit Infront of a camera all dolled up just for the camera

If you cook your chicken before you eat it, you don't like chicken, you like heat.

There is no such thing as strong coffee. There are only weak people.

If you don't drink your coffee black, fuck you.

False righteousness and false masculinity. Half & half makes coffee even healthier by binding the oxalates and increasing nutrients. Stop following false righteousness and false masculinity.

I like a little half and half. Brokeback Mountain Man criticizing how I drink my coffee first thing in the morning is a good way to get gut shot. Leave me alone.

Is just me or does this sound gay AF? Why do you care how other dudes drink coffee. Lol!!! Broke back dialogue

Nah, real men don’t even put water in their coffee. If you put water in your coffee, you’re a bitch.

I love the taste of liquid dirt and scotch!

These faux alpha males try way too hard. Just shut the fuck up and drink coffee however you want bitch boy. I did three combat deployments and shot evil dudes in the face. You think I give a piss how I drink my coffee or what some fake cowboy fag like you thinks?

@Bay17d__ you and your black coffee 😂😂😂

Deciding what makes someone a man based off of logic like this seems like insecurity. Also, it’s definitely corny

I don't think "real men" care what other people think about their coffee preference. I can't see why they'd care about anyone else's coffee preference either.

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How bout I drink it however the fuck I like it?

Coming from a dude that’s married to his cousin

Hurting yourself to impress others means you are a literal whore.

"out of a straw, in front of your family" 🤣🤣🤣🤣