Only Men can understand this

"A real man lets some random on the internet tell him what he's supposed to do. That's what a real man does."

if you're this worried about being masculine and a man's man. just kiss a guy and find out if you like it. this shit is exhausting.

HAHAHA STOLEN VALOR COFFEE DRINKERS. If how you drink your coffee makes you a man ill enjoy my coffee with cream and look at my I love me wall of 22 years of military service and multiple combat deployments in my cabin that I lived in a tent and built myself HAHAHA

I put some heavy cream in there and some sugar free caramel pecan syrup. Then I sit outside with my dog, smoke a cigar, enjoy the vast expanse that is my property, and give zero fucks about anyone’s opinion on masculinity.

Says who, a drug store cowboy?

A real man doesn't give a shit what other people eat or drink.

I'll add to that. I drink I-75 blend, out of Detroit - named for one of the most tore-up godforsaken stretches of freeway in the nation. You can taste the bitterness of every pothole.

ATTENTION RESTAURANT PATRONS WE GOTTA CERTITFIED BADASS IVER HERE WHO DONT NEED NO CREAMER N HIS COFFEE fuck off lmao

This is dumb grandstanding. In the Marines we had a Starbucks in the main side of base. Everytime my team got back from the field we would get Carmel macchiato’s. Does that make a team of grunts not manly? Fuck this guy

you know false machismo like this is nice and all, but usually it hides dark secrets; for example this tough as nails dude could be taking it up the ass brokeback style; there is nothing wrong with dietary preferences do lets not judge people on what they eat and drink;

Gayest shit I heard in years Such a fragile ego

Its not "manly" to sabotage yourself to start the day with "dirt". It makes you a whiny brat in the sandbox. And its not "anti-manly" to start a day with a smile. The world is hard enough. Enjoy what you enjoy. Oh and drink a glass of water. Coffee is a diuretic. Dehydration ain't manly.

I have a Stetson I earned in the US Cavalry (19D) I hate coffee. I also hate tea. I don't need this man's approval on anything.

Why does he even bother drinking coffee, he can just chew burnt coffee beans. This fake tough guy shit from insecure American men, looking for validation from others, is cringe.

Real men dont listen to porn stache dorks that wear their walmart stetson indoors.

This is one of the stupidest things I have even seen… Someone hurt this poor fellow…

I have compiled a list of things I need to do to become masculine, provided to me by the internet this past week. Don't play video games, don't wear ear buds, never trust women, never distrust women, no dairy, don't shit with your pants past your knee, no internet lingo, etc.

When I pour a cup of coffee I stick a spoon in The cup and if it doesn't stand upright on its own it ain't dark enough

"Let me wear a cowboy hat and pretend to have a deep voice just to tell people that the way you are drinking a drink makes less of a man than anyone else" Fuck outta here

Real men don't give a flying F what others think. They work hard, take care of their families and stand up when something isn't right. Sorry your masculinity is defined by the coffee you drink.

Real talk I switched to strict black coffee about a year ago and couldn't believe how much better I like it. And it turns out that without all that sugar it's actually hydrating

Real mean drink their coffee however the fuck they want. You can fuck off with that bullshit.

Coffee is not supposed to be fun. It's a necessary evil !

"To be a man you have to eat and drink things that taste like dogshit otherwise you're not a man!" Is the most feminin shit I've ever heard come out of a man's mouth

Indeed . . .

I love a good black coffee… but I also know that you can draw much more flavor out of it by prepping it other ways than drip.

“A real man” doesn’t dress up as a cowboy to illicit masculinity.

A real man wouldn't need coffee anyway.. just wake up and hit the ground runnin til the sun goes down 😂

I don't like coffee. I like that coffee helps me focus. That's why I add sugar and cream. I also don't like yogurt, but it keeps my stomach feeling good so I eat it.

Man I’m glad I don’t drink coffee at all everyone’s a fucking elitist about it. “You have to drink it this way” “It’s trash if it’s not from this place.” “What do you mean you don’t put so and so in it.” Just shut the fuck up and enjoy whatever the fuck you want.🙄

He definitely has a latte when no ones around.

@CalikidOrganics 😂💪

A real man drinks what he pleases. Y’all are a bunch of dorks.

Real men don’t follow a fake cowboys orders on what they get at cafes. That just mean you’re another man’s bitch