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Imagine if the bottle said it was good with chicken

Saw you in St Alban's once with a man I'd recently broken up with in incredibly awkward circumstances - not that you knew that - We were front row, you gave him absolute hell, and me loads of wine, said "loosen her up for you mate, she'd need plenty of wine to consider it" 🥰

"Luna Mater Frascati Superiore DOC 2007.  The quantity of grapes harvested was lower than the preceding year. It was an outstanding vintage. This is the wine were Mauro used some toasted barriques but I did not notice it..."

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Fucking hell that made me laugh

One of my all time favourite landlord bits but it's the killer line about the tin of tuna that always floors me