/ooc/ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE DSS EAGLE PILOTS

“An Eagle Never Misses!”

I’m pretty sure Eagle Storm makes our capture rate go down from all the extra team kills

The eagle pilots are EXTRA aggressive ever since the battle for Super Earth I had to hide under part of a building whenever I saw the warning on screen

Once DSS starts I always run away as far away from high concentrations of enemies as possible They target only the area Helldivers are in, but they also DO aim for the enemies that are CLOSEST to you single bug near you might be your death

They’ve seen your X account.

If youre within a centimeter of an enemy during eagle storm youre 99% likely to die

It knows you’re a factory strider

"incase you dont know what the [DSS eagle] is, its a flying gatling gun made by a washing machine company that specializes in turning bad guys into spaghetti and [helldivers] into insurance claims" -therussianbadger

If they run, they’re dissidents, if they stand still they’re well disciplined dissidents