Oops all aces 🔥

And a bunch of 9 hole hitters and AAAA guys.

you deserve a break, check this out

Oops, no bats.

That’s great. If only you had better than 20th in runs scored, you might make the post season

And no bats. Worst franchise in MLB

Our pitching staff might lead the league in strikeouts but that won’t matter if our offense does the same like last year 😭

Better score runs behind those aces 💪🔱⚾💯😊

Hitters, please try to be more worthy of this once in a lifetime rotation.

Mariners admin listens to What Chaos @PeteBlackburn @DJ_Bean @shawn_depaz

Just get in the playoffs OK it doesn’t need to be said that you’ve been in the playoffs only five times out of your 48 year career. It doesn’t need to be said that you’re the only organization in all of major league baseball never to be in the World Series. So I don’t care about having all these aces or Julio Rodriguez just get in the playoffs.

Who can sleep tonight after watching this??