other functions of eggs besides eating

I’m not using chalk made from an egg dildo

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Jo, ich mach meinen Kindern auch immer Kondom-Kreide

Skipped I'll never do this shit 😭

I'm blocking you

We don’t need to make egg chalk in a condom. We’ve mastered chalk already, I think.

"Here kids, go draw on tbe sidewalk with this egg-dick."

Thata just nastee

Finally a use for my condoms

even though it's just an egg

the important thing is the idea