Our Check-In for emotional baggage is now open.

Behaviour like this proliferates in the absence of a good, solid punch in the head.

I was just a little hangry that day. Happens to the best of us. Sorry!!

Seems mild for you?

🤷🏻‍♀️I’m American so what more can you expect from me!!

I’ve just found this account! I’m not sure exactly what it’s about but I’m crying laughing! Am I on the right track?!

I love your premium check in. So much more fun than with the proles

PA system: "All check-in will be delayed 2 hours because of the performance of demonstrative artiste, Ms Baggage, now assisting law enforcement. She will now connect to ground transport carrying Crazy-class travelers."

This is the line for your customer refund department isn’t it. I mean it’s been closed for years but the signs are still there.

Somebody should have tasered the fuckwit bitch

New airline at your airport will give Ryanair a run for their money.

Do you loose those like the normal luggage.

It’s extra.

Ooh the pointy finger - someone's in trouble

This remake of Total Recall looks absolutely shit.

"...and here is your waterboarding pass..."

The man is training for UK shop security position.

Ex-wife material!

When your ticket says Siberia and not Iberia you thought you'd booked

We count the weight of emotional baggage as 30 pounds, 35 pounds if there tears.

Please please please can someone find the backstory AND the outcome. Im guessing shes less than impressed with customer service

Sandra is a cheerful sod! She’ll be even more happy when she gets the repair and replacement bills.

She's a keeper.

Did you take her to WHSmith, next?

I have a feeling she won't be going on her holiday....

Completely ready for a straitjacket and a dose of sedatives.

No excuses for her actions. However, I believe companies no customer service is getting out of hand.

Uh oh. Someone’s got a case of the Mondays …. She needs a Thorazine shower

Please tell me she had to pay for this

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That soppy fucker standing right by her doing nothing. He should have kicked her legs from under her.

Así toca con esa gente

Yes, I’m sorry about that, was just having a bad day 🤷‍♀️

add her to DNF list. Get police to arrest for destruction of property.

Arrest and 5 year travel ban on all airlines...that simple.

“Thanks for making out IT systems now work better!”

She speaks fluent Minion

I bet those hand cuff ties felt good as she was escorted out of the airport….