Our enemies will learn a valuable lesson.

“You don’t know the depths of my pettiness.” Bossman’s gonna love my new catchphrase this week.

The only time I ever ran into trouble on a sub was when the coffee pot broke, not fixable. The boat got diverted to San Diego to get a new one. It is also the only time I ever encountered two shipmates legit looking to kill each other. One dude washed another dudes coffee stained cup

Also… don’t fuck with their boats… learned the from the fat electrician

Just wait till they touch our boats...

I completely approve the USA's response to the coffee threat, as it's the only sensible one

They better not fuck with our butt caffeine.

Coffee? Activate the Geneva Suggestions!

The trifecta of no touch is caffeine, nicotine, and boats

Caffeine and boats. Not to be fucked with.