Our next Defense Secretary

Given Trump's infamous obsession for cleanliness, he probably won't last long

if Trump sees this it’s over for Pete

God isn’t real because I can’t see him… Real modern day thinkers they got over there.

It’s called being funny and sarcastic.

We’re going to go back to more soldiers dying of illness than combat

We're so cooked

This guy has the chance to do the funniest thing ever by just shaking the hand of the near 80 year old cryptid he’s going to be glazing up just once and hitting him with a common cold virus.

I hope all the germs get him. Let's see him defend that. 🙄 God, we are so screwed.

We arm doomed if bacteria attacks