OVER MY DEAD BODY! #DeathInParadise

Absolutely not. We will not be putting up with losing the Comissioner #DeathInParadise

take the journey

Catherine is going to have something to say about this! @Don_warrington @lizbourgine

Oh man

Gives us new DI that's fine. Getting rid of Commissioner Selwyn Pattinson!!!

What?!!! Noooooooo!! Please don’t get rid of the commissioner!! @Don_warrington #DeathInParadise

It seems that whoever is deciding things has been at the Hard Rum

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!

Nooooo!!!!!

Can you please bring back Dwayne? He’s needed for some light relief amid all the murders on that small island. And it goes without saying: Selwyn needs to be commissioner for life. He’s not going anywhere hopefully.

Better sit down- get the kettle on and the good biscuits out!!