Owls are very portable btw

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

Interesting phone.

Anytime I get a call I just hear loud screeching and get bite marks on my ears. Best phone ever though ngl

Hold owl like taco

They won’t tell you this, but you can take the owls you see outside home. They are free.

Acting all big and bad then boom, taco

Why fly when free travel?

This information is on a need to know basis

Switching to your owl is faster than recharging

Why's he so weldable tho