owning up to my mistakes 😔🍑

I know this isn't going to be a popular response, but I think you're very brave for putting this out there. Everyone can learn and grow from this moment.

thank you for giving me this opportunity to grow i want to do better

for all the reasons something can suck, this is the one reason i can get behind

ayyyy

this was extremely realistic but sadly I know it’s not true because the entire wizards server infrastructure is a single 386SX-16 with 2MB of memory and a 40MB hard drive, made by gateway 2000 and running in aaron forsythe’s basement in renton.

what's the word for thoroughly entertained with just a hint of being disturbed

you just say "i saw something nile posted" and people understand that feeling exactly

Welp, everyone can stop making content. The best piece of content of all time has dropped.

Damn this blew up. Go watch @ScrybabiesMTG on YouTube for more Nile lore

I wasn’t joking

😭😭😭

this is a good first step

How do we know you're not secretly an agent for Big Nadu

more like big nadumpy

Can I blame you for #mtgpauper as well? 😂

Nile not being the funniest person on the Internet when???

never gonna happen

we’ll all forgive you if you take out the product announcement server next

Did you do a lot of acting crying for this or is the sickest shiny crying style makeup I've ever seen (if it is I need a tutorial)

Lmao. You are so evil for this bait and switch. 😂😂 “so caked up” lol.

you have to be careful, that condition can be terminal

We don't deserve you 😂

the Grief is real with this post

10/10

Nile omg I’m crying at this

No community note its true!

That is such a creepy filter that it adds tears. I mean... Oh Nile don't cry! 😅

Thicc arc confirmed

We forgive you. 😭

This story is missing too many vital details to be credible. How big is this ass? Where is it now? Is it's largeness measured in width or breadth? Where can an independent actor verify to it's cakedness?

You are wonderful 😂

You're hurting LGSs Nile! 😭

Lmao Ngl, you had me for the first five seconds. Then I was laughing all the rest of the way through 🤣

😂😂😂

I legit was worried for a second that you were actually sad 😭 was hoping you were okay !!!

awww lol, ty for your concern!

I knew it.... It was you All along.

No, I still blame WOTC. It's a multi-million dollar company, they could have anchored the server to the floor better then they did. You are innocent! 🤨😎👍

Hey as a fellow caked up nerd its okay you did nothing wrong. They just need to make server rooms with the bootylicious in mind. Don't be hard on yourself.

I trust you to do better next time. Thank you for your honesty about your amazingly fat ass.

Damn, fine i'll give you a pass just this once!

you deserve a break, check this out