Palantir office speedrun

If you actually tried this in real life you’d either be shot or they’d probably just detonate the chip embedded in your cerebral cortex the minute you forced your way inside the threshold

they cant speedrun palantir because they'd end up in jail for antisemetic hatecrime

It makes much more sense now how Palantir is able to come up with its tech. Wizards.

I’m just here to say I don’t support this behavior and I hope Palantir will factor that into my credit score!

Bro you’re absolutely obsessed with Palantir. It’s getting annoying

You should have had Alex Karp come out doing Tai Chi with the sword. 8/10

@dhtoomey Dan did you track this run with Strava palantir

Palantir is the only company where the office tour doubles as a recruiting threat. Half the rooms feel like NDAs and the other half feel like the lobby of a movie villain.

I am not a fan of this content because something tragic will possibly happen very soon and people will blame them for entering the buildings

This is in the deepest part of the office.

I can't believe Peter Thiel was in the stairwell when you got there

What does $PLTR actually do? Let's find out!

veering on the line of "shit they would actually post themselves to look good with quirklennials"

@PurgePalantir This is like an odd cooperate attempt to humanize the evil demonic company

Someone should actually do this now lol

This is such a great idea for a skit

DLC?!?!? It’s only been a month!

Would have been funny if they got teleported to waffle house

I'm waiting for Zack Polanski to quote tweet this thinking it's real

I thought this was a @KaiLentit video for a second.

Why is this like a zelda temple that sends you back to the entrance with the wrong step 😂

is this what they meant by @speedrun 👀 @andrewchen

If the speed run trend keeps escalating I wonder where it's gonna end up? The white house? Pentagon?

This is too dang funny. Has anyone achieved this?

nah palantir is more evil than that

Unfortunate this parody instead counterintuitively humanizes, launders, normalizes, sanewashes, and sanitizes Palantir in the cultural zeitgeist, as less harmful than they actually are: this is bc now Gen Z will associate them with humor, which defangs their nefarious activities

this is hilarious 😂

I remember my first Palantir run

We need this to be a real thing!

lmao ok this was good

Try this IRL and see how quickly you find out

Seems about right 🤣 if they made it that far first.