Paper thin squad and you’ve got Dan Burn pulling stunts like this a week before the season starts

Oh know, he's enjoying himself. Get real lad.

This was from Jacob Murphy's wedding over a year ago- May 2025. Why stir up shit (for the sake of extra hits) at a time when everything surrounding the club is under so much scrutiny?

Great tactic for defending corners tbh

At least it’s not Sven Botman, that rule him out for 6 months

the comments under here just prove how thick the online newcastle united fans are

Terrifying

That’s class 😂

Livramento must go to a lot of weddings

Teammates having fun is good for moral. Get a grip

I’m a Leeds United fan and have no interest in Newcastle whatsoever and even I know that’s not Dan Burn! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤪

Nowt wrong with that

Its almost like footballers have a life outside of playing. Mad innit?

That's how they get such tall players

@alfie_bro1 😂😂😂

@ant_waugh

@FearonAlfie

😂😂😂😂

@connorhaigh98

@connormcgowan11

@AndyDuHa @RyanParkinson22

@@Jonny24Seven

@toon_ollie

@smart_oli

@D3v2855 @astekz

Pretty funny tho init

@SamPillinger

@originalblunden @RobbieJohnLewis @SLewis122

I fucking wish that was him🤣

@dorney4 what a man 🤣

@andymars1986 @leebie7 fancy this Friday??🤣

@Bradders4711 Be better if was

I’d pay good money to see the BBC 3D footage of this.

And he is a leader,daft as a brush.

He's from Blyth 💪🦸🏋️✊

STUNTS

They're drink. Nothing bad can happen.