PAY ATTENTION, MEN.

If you take off all your clothes it also shows her that you aren't concealing a weapon.

Facts

I find, stripping naked and covering as much dirt from her feet as possible while hiding my nakedness in a bush is a very chivalrous gesture towards lonesome female hikers.

So thoughtful

If you carry a big long fat stick they will think you are disabled and take pity on you

These are anti-agression glasses for observing wildlife. It would seem to work on the insecure woman as well.

this is how i pass

I will start doing this. Doing the work. Being better.

All conversations are initiated without consent.

Women - all men are dangerous. Also Women - why won't men talk to us.

you shouldve pulled out a phone. pretended talking to your wife, asked her when she and her boyfriend are coming home.

Good pointers, I'll try this next time. 👍

Report back 🫡

Finally, a man women would meet over a bear.

She initiates the bear mace as a form of greeting, this should signal she is ready to be approached.

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Also expose your penis so that she understands you're not a threat to her female territory.

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Ironically, the only socially acceptable situation where you can greet a stranger in Scandinavia, is when passing eachother on a hike.

Overload on whimsy 🗣️🗣️

'and I've raised my voice outside the masculine range' 🤣

This advice could’ve saved me a lot of trouble

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Love this satire😂🙏

Cute. As a woman who hikes trails constantly, the correct way to greet is to say “Good Morning/Aftetnoon” and continue walking in the direction you are headed.

Best laugh all day, LOLLLL

lol

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Best lol on this platform in weeks, nice

Well, I'm having nightmares 😅

But he’s so whimsical lol

Nightmare Fuel. He looks like he escaped a mental Asylum 😭

I would have done it in two parts to be punchier. Firsr say the 4 things, then demonstrate 😂

If this works... I am done. 😆😂🤣

Everytime i see clips like that i wonder what happened to the land of the free and the home of the brave.